Operaplot is an annual Twitter contest run by Marcia Adair aka @missmussel.

Rules and stuff are here. There are lots of prizes.

My entries so far:

Would be fondler. In a gondola

In a cabin in a canyon selling liquor for a dime sits a bible toting schoolma’am and her bandit quitting crime

Wanted: ‘Prentice boy. Must like fish. Head for heights a plus.

Reads Sanskrit, quotes Donne, does physics, he’s da bomb

If you want to get a head, get a veil

Marie is the maid of the mountains but Tonio is adrift on the high Cs